Westeros Meets Washington!

This morning I awoke to a Fox News headline that read in part, “Prosecute a Prez.”[1] The premise is that US House Representative and Speaker-designate Mrs. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) rejects a longstanding Department of Justice policy that a sitting president cannot be indicted. In her words, the long-accepted standard is “not conclusive.”

May I say, on behalf of the American people, Rep. Pelosi, “Bring it on!”

Yeah, we’re tired of watching Game of Thrones on HBO about some manufactured power struggle in some make believe land with dragons and witches. They’re all Brits and Aussies with accent coaches anyway. It’s time we Americans get to witness our own Game of Thrones – Western Style with gun control and border walls. We want our prostitutes plastered on the front of the Washington Post, not posted on the front of Westeros Times. We want to see red blood, not red tape. It’s high time our Congress pulled the drape off the White House and revealed the real White Walker – tax returns and all!

Forget Sansa Stark – we have Speaker Sanders! The mainstream fake media can throw all the epithets they want, we the American people see you for what you are, profit hungry ravens. CNN’s Acosta should count himself lucky for being barred. Eddard Stark found himself at the wrong end of a different kind of bar. But that’s how we roll in the Battle for the White Throne. We don’t need the Night’s Watch guarding the Great White Wall, we have Freedom Watch and the never-ending nights of Planned Parenthood!

It’s said that a Lannister always pays his debts. That’s good because our very own Nancy Lannister Pelosi is racking up over $25M in Mueller funding,[2] and from what I hear, there’s more litigation waiting for the Speaker’s gavel! But alas, poor citizen, we don’t need dragons to save us or witches to curse us, we have Congress! And with their subpoena power firmly in hand, we can trade in our Red Witch for the ensuing Red Tape.

So, take my word, fellow fans of the Seven Kingdoms. Winter is coming, but not to Westeros. Winter is coming for us all! So, sit back and relax, Kiddos.

2019 is going to be good!

(Photo: winteriscoming.net)

[1] https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pelosi-says-indictment-of-sitting-president-is-open-discussion

[2] https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2018/dec/14/how-much-mueller-investigation-costing-updated/